basically just an archive of stupid interactions i have with bill

this color represents bill

this color represents dan


trim, don't shave

this is how mad i get when i see you're not on tekken

give me a month to get over my newly ignited terraria phase

you

why is he floppa

floppa?

floppa

i hate you

he has a dog where he sends in a dog

suck one cock and you're a cock sucker for life

who the fuck is freddy fazbear?

am i gangsta now, grandpa?

i don't think you'll ever be gangsta

FUCK!!!!

i am a victim of mkultra

what the fuck is a victim

play tekken and i'll show you

i'm in florida

oh, you'll be a victim in no time then

get glasses geezer

i have glasses
very strong thick glasses

get better ones

it doesn't get better. lol

a monocle perchance

indubitably

i don't care if you're a brony, dan
this is a safe place. you can be yourself
neigh, i insist

everypony would bully me if they knew

change your name

WHY
I TURNED 17 I CAN PULL WOMEN NOW

the only thing xX_PSSYBUSTER21_Xx is going to pull is his own dick
change it kid

ok you know this better than me
what username would get me more pussy

bill

you aren't a fucking pokemon

it looks good kid
i have time for like 3 or 4 matches if you still want to play

i'm climbing in bed

i don't care
get up and best 2 out of 3 me

no i don't want to
i sleep

no
you wake

congrats kid
you made your grandpa proud

i sneezed yesterday and my teeth flew out of my mouth
fuck

this is a good mental image

fuck you
lmao

it's dentures, dumbass. they don't break apart

you sneezed hard enough

also I have a beard
did I sneeze my beard off

sure

me money smart

you should get a kuma back tattoo

i have big gay bears on my back every weekend, i don't need ink

...

i'm pretty sure he's a closeted gay guy
nothing against gays just the closeted ones

same

you're not closeted

YES I AM

why is dale messing up hank's lawn
he shouldn't do that

because he's a bastard
dale is the best character on that show

no boomhauer is
why is dale putting bugs on his lawn

PAY
ATTENTION